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new journal [24 Mar 2004|10:26am]
[ mood | awake ]

new live journal.
that's right this one is dead.
i wanted a new username [whiteplastik].
all friends reconnect!
i hope your all happy!

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[15 Mar 2004|11:45pm]


this journal is dead
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what a weekend [27 Oct 2003|01:38pm]
friday night pugsley [cyb0rg_assas1n] and i pounded ourselves into mince-meat and held dancefloor domination. when we walked outside steam rose from our bodies. I was offered to dj on halloween so i just might take theat offer. maybe I'll play Bela Lugosi's Dead just for Becky [trashnglam]

saturday after a day of helping my landlord, taking a bit to long of a nap than i should've, i headed straight to j0dis party. i was some sort of ninja. drank. woke up without hangover. if you knew how much i drank you'd be jealous. lets just say 3 SOLO cups full of something.

sunday stayed home and cleaned up the apartment. i made dinner at vikkis and we talked about how much i wanted she and ANDI to DJ locally. when i go to vikkis on sundays it is my de-stressing time.

today i woke up really early and cleaned.

I ran into Rex and Logan at jOdis party. They are great and I don't get to see them enough. Rex demanded that I email him before the weekend was out but alas i have failed, so i'll make it up to him today.
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i almost forgot again... [20 Oct 2003|01:50pm]
hey... my birthday is tuesday. i remembered it last eek but i though i had at least another half a week. i'm gonna be twenty... two...zero...2....0....

two decades... holy cow... celebrate with me!! YAY!!
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wobble you madman!!! wobble i say!!! [14 Oct 2003|02:43pm]
[ mood | wobbly ]


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here's a solution... these people aren't your friends...get new ones... [14 Oct 2003|01:42pm]
[ mood | thinking humans are a waste ]

get out.

no really i mean it.

get out of my life.

don't stop by don't call. i was born an only child to a single mother. solitude should've been my middle name... instead it's Patrick.
people come and go in life. these things happen. people die. people give birth. people move. people end up not liking each other. just go get other friends, new ones that will like you back for who you are and what you do. you don't have to keep the exact same friends all of your life.
hell i'd be bored out of my mind if that happened. what goes wrong is when you break free they still want a connection to you. if they did you worng once give them another chance. if that doesn't work, break free.

it is very sad when a weaker person must attach to a stronger person just to exsist. very sad.

and so in the revelation of this moment i have decided to expell this list of what i want out of life:

- escape this place and these people
- marry someone [ahem]
- graphically design for a living
- travel
- travel about 3000 miles from here and
apologize to sam
- die happy and full of lifes' joys and sorrows
- own two AUDI TT's one convertible in black, one hardtop in silver
- get rebirthed into a machine and live until
such time as i choose different
- go to the san diego zoo
- eat a bananna



get over yourself people. as a mass you don't really matter. none of us do, there's too many of us. thin out your numbers by leaving.

start by leaving me...
alone.
i have no opinions about your high school mentality of "he said she said".

work together or get out of my way.

never take your life that seriously.

And on that note i present kittens singing 'Independant Woman' by Destinys Child.
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the perfect birtday presents for corey... [09 Oct 2003|06:23pm]
[ mood | okay ]



order here.


order here.


order here or here.



order here.
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looks like fun... [08 Oct 2003|02:16pm]
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whats up herr doktor? [08 Oct 2003|04:43am]
[ mood | tired ]

The weekend was filled with excitment.

I have very short hair. VERY SHORT HAIR! My dear mother ambushed me and cut it on Saturday in the hopes that employers will take me seriously. It's just hair, it'll grow back.

I spent the night at my fathers house Friday and Saturday. Sunday we traveled to the SHORT PUMP APPLE STORE IN RICHMOND! Got an FM transmitter from my Uncle. Neat eh? Later that night I stayed at Vikkis' [djgyrl89] house. To tired to drive home. I slept on da comfy comfy couch. Trying to conserve gas so any extra gasoline I can use is needed.

Monday went to COMPUSA to get a new iPod. Long story, go here. While there my accquaintances Josef and David, who both work in the Apple section of the store told me they have Full Time Openings there!! DONE! So I'm taking back my application/resume tomorrow.

I stopped by to see Crystal [porcelain_angel] at her workplace after I had lunch with my Mom but I guess she hadn't been working or maybe she came in at a different time and I missed her. I wanted her to see my frightening short hair before any of my other close proximity friends would see it. Bring back highschool memories of short hair.

16 applications and 2 resumes later and still no luck of being employed. But Monday at COMPUSA was very promising and still is so. I hope I can get all my ducks in a row.

I've been a bit nervous lately about Wil moving here but I'm much more reassured now. I actualy asked her today if she wanted to stay out there until the first of the year so I could have been working for sometime and have a cushion for us enjoy the time when she moves in. I have people I need to pay off and in the last week and a half it has been a cause of alot of stress for me. Unfortunately that is my second thing on list of things to do. #1 is getting that job.

So here's what I decided to do, I told my landlord I would paint the back steps to our building and he could decide what to pay me [$3.00/hr]. Also my stepfather is being nice enough to let me work with him and get some money on the side. I worked with Bill and Donna at the Ntelos Pavillion as a stage hand. There was not enough work. Last [and only] paycheck, lets just say was significnatly below $100. I'm a little angry at Sam's Club for stiffing me on my stock cash out all this time. I figure as long as it's still there it is making money which = me happy.

I've cut down to one meal a day and lucky for me I get a big one every sunday at Vikkis' house when we decompress and watch Carnivale. Occasionally I go have a $2.00 lunch at the cafe at my moms work like the other day. Large portions, low price, something to stick to my ribs. I've been in bed early everynight except for nights when I saw Mike [regnasis] and Jason [guykudo] because of the running around. Willow [willowperson] even called in an order to a local Pizza Hut from Indiana and bought me a pizza a couple of nights ago.

Spent time with Pam [smashingpandora] last Tuesday?

I love you Willow.


I haven't slept in my own bed in a couple of nights...

I want to go home...

I need to go to sleep...

Keep your fingers crossed...
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||||||||||||||||||CELEBRATE WITH ME|||||||||||||||||| [07 Oct 2003|06:23pm]
[ mood | anxious ]


Annual Buy Nothing Day November 28th!



take back what is rightfully yours...
your dignity.

the more you consume, the less you live.

adbuster.org
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i am not at all proud of myself... [03 Oct 2003|02:40pm]
[ mood | severley pissed ]

Danny Lohner has got loose lips and recently during an interview about producing the soundtrack for the recent film Underworld he let good news slip:

"When asked about the next Nine Inch Nails record, Lohner told us that founder Trent Reznor is well into the recording process. "He is so far along, and I've been gone, so I'm actually gonna miss most of the album. But he's almost done -- I don't know if I'd say he's almost done with it, because I haven't actually been down there recently, but I know it's moving along very well and it'll be on its way soon."

yes.
YES.
YES!


The only sad thing is all the people that liked NIN in the 90's didn't like 'The Fragile'. They think "Trent is going soft on us."

B.S. The man is over 40. Let him grow old. You'll die too someday. He's no fricking Al Jourgensen. I like new Trent. I like him alot. Even the N.E.R.D. remixing Trent. GO SUCK ON EGGS HYPOCRITICAL NIN PEOPLE THAT SAY HE'S A SELL OUT! HE'S FRICKIN ARTIST OF THE CENTURY TO ME!

DONT LIKE THE NEW NINE INCH NAILS?



OH AND P.S. the post-a-thon failed no hard feelings just needed the space in my e-mail box.
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IT'S THAT TIME AGAIN... [28 Sep 2003|03:36pm]
[ mood | already regretting this ]

[!] ACHTUNG [!]

TIME FOR ANOTHER "COREY SMITH POST-A-THON".

Go here and here. Back in october of last year and january of this year I decided to take one entry and fill it up with the most comments I could. In a DeadJournal sort of way we accomplished our goal the first go out. The next time on LiveJournal we reached the goal of 300 comments and surpassed it with 370.

I have decided to make this a bi-annual event.

Just for fun comment on this entry. As much as you want about anything you want. And tell your friends. Leave a link on your own journal to this entry. Tell everyone our goal this time around is...


500+ comments!!

But this time around I NEED PICTURES!!
FUNNY PICTURES!
PICTURES OF YOU!
YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS!
YOUR PETS!
YOUR CAR!
GROSS PICTURES!
PERSONAL ARTWORK!
OTHER PEOPLES ARTWORK!
A N Y TH I N G !
EVERY POST MUST BE ACCOMPANIED BY A PICTURE!

tell your communities!
tell your non LJ friends!
tell your mom I love her!
why don't you call her right now?

COMMENT!!

just for added fun every comment and post placed in this entry is sent to my email.
CLOG UP MY INBOX!!

an ode to guykudo [28 Sep 2003|02:46pm]
ladies and germs!
[guykudo] is one of the coolest people i know.
monkeys monkeys everywhere!
but not a drop to drink!
GO READ HIS JOURNAL NOW AND BE MEZMORIZED BY THE COOLNESS.

ALSO I just found this article online. GO READ NOW!!
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and away we go... [17 Sep 2003|09:25am]
[ mood | awake ]

This morning I'm off to D.C. for three days and three nights.
Willow [willowperson] and I will be meeting to spend sometime together.
Originally our plans involved VNV Nation but as you can see here no VNV.
So why in Gods name was the Alchemy site not updated?

Oh well have fun in the storm kids!

SEE YA SUCKERS!

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Oh yes. Finally he has returned to save us... [08 Sep 2003|05:19pm]
[ mood | quixotic ]

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good times [04 Sep 2003|04:12pm]
[ mood | still sorta sick ]

For the past week I got to finally spend some quality time with Vikki [djgyrl89]. I had a great weekend. Saturday I stopped into Camp Zama to talk to Bill about throwing some work my way. He said he would call me later that night.
Later on that night I had planned on switching the hinges on Vikkis' refrigerator so it would open into her kitchen rather than her back door. Unfortunately I was devoid of possibly the stupidest tool I've ever seen, the stardriver. The stardriver is a screwdriver shaped like a six point star.

Seeing as I was without said tool we spent time watching Alien Resurrection and decompressing. Later that night we went to -topher and j0dis' [[Unknown LJ tag]] house to socialize and have a drink. It was good to see them as it always is and it was especially nice to get some good geek-chatter in with -topher.

It was not until mid Sunday that I finally made it over to Vikki's house with correct tools. After spending time switching the hinges on the fridge we headed to N's [anesthet1c] house for a Labor Day get together.

While there I got to see Linda [souixie] and finally got a way to contact her. After having my ass handed to me in a rousing seven man game of HALO we feasted upon burgers [of the meatless kind] and watched Britney, Madonna, and Christina kiss on stage at the MTV VMA's.

That night Vikki, Dawn and myself went to see "Freaky Friday" [with a cameo by Amir Derakh of ORGY fame]. A great weekend that only got better when I got the call Monday from Bill asking me to come to work the next morning. It's not even really a part time job but it's okay for now.

STILL SEARCHING . . .
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noise from the peanut gallery... [29 Aug 2003|01:27pm]
[ mood | fine ]

Yay Final paycheck [meager as it was].
Yay Free music.
Yay Copy of "Fugitives and Refugees" by Chuck Palhaniuk.
Yay "Diary" is out now.

Chuck Palahniuk will be at the
National Press Club
529 14th St NW, 13th Floor
Washington, DC 20045 on 9/15/2003
For info call: 202-662-7564

On another front, next weekend my father and I will be taking a trip to Richmond to the new Apple Store Grand Opening!

Blah Blah Blah [insert useless human banter here] Blah Blah.

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HIRE ME!! [28 Aug 2003|11:18am]
[ mood | perturbed ]

looking for a new job.
it takes a toll on you.
i need a call from people soon.

ladies and gentlemen if you are at all in a postion of high power in a local store or buisness: give me a job, please? NO I DEMAND IT!!
i am efficent. i have been a keyholder, stockroom manager, sales associate. I'm great with people relations, i have a sense of style. I'm funny, charming, witty. i have terrible grammar when it comes to typing. i have a graphic design background. i've worked for comission. I'm sales driven with an eye for what customers like.

Are you a crime scene clean up crew in need of a new blood cleaner boi? I'm for hire.

Are you a record store in dire need of a new associate to stand around and keep people from stealing stuff? I'm there.

Are you an alternative clothing store who doesn't really need a new sales associate but will hire me because I am cute? PLEASE! OH GOD PLEASE HIRE ME!!

Are you a COMPUSA in need of a new APPLE ASSOCIATE? I'm well versed in the technology.

Need someone killed...

...I'm for hire [for a price].

Personal chef?
Wash your car?
Shine your shoes?
Do your grocery shopping?
Are you drunk? Do you need a ride home?

Remember that I and a former co-worker were fired for posting Macheivelli on the wall at work. I am cultured

One week, if i dont have a job by the middle of next week, i'll slit my wrists...but not really.

On a similar note: Today Mike "yea i'm a raptor" Bailey was fired for posting Edgar Allen Poe's "Annabelle Lee" on the wall at work. HE was officially let go for "defacing company property". I'm sorry, were not the poems only taped up on the wall? Easily removed?

What kind of moronic people run that store.
UNCULTURED SWINE I SAY IT AGAIN!!
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rock over london, rock on chicago [23 Aug 2003|01:21pm]
[ mood | sad ]

yesterday god took one of his angels...


Wesley Willis

1963-2003</1>
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just to make this week better [22 Aug 2003|03:30pm]
[ mood | oppressed ]

It is my first day back at work and was just fired for being sick for the last couple of days by our new manager [of 3 days] from Florida! WTF?! Talk about throwing a wrench in things...

I only blame the new manager though.
There will be trouble from the remaining cart guys.

And apparently he or she is going to make the guys pay because of Mike and I posting a Machievelli quote from "The Prince" on the wall in the cart bay.

UNCULTURED SWINE!!

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